Dogends

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Dogends logo used on t-shirts and flyers.

Dogends is a band from Ventura, California. Which is next to Oxnard, home of the famous Nardcore scene.

This band sucks shit

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Adam Murphy: Roadie for Dogends and an Oxnard local, and 3nd most badass man alive...next to Matt and then Walter

Annihilation Time.: The band Dogends got their name from. They are awesome

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Boner, The: A parody created by Mike Roberts of Mike's House in Man (San) Clemente about The Butcher, but now Dogends are going to release The Butcher LP as The Boner LP when it comes out in mid-September on Secret Records.

Break-Up: The Dogends broke up briefly durring the summer of 2008, and are now togetehr again.

Butcher, The: The Butcher is about a homicidal maniac. It's a bad-ass song, also the first song Dogends ever wrote as a band.

Butcher LP, The: The record to be released on Secret Records mid-September of 2008. Since you'll never be able to get it, you should download it from oldschoolmike on soulseek, it's bitchin'.

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Chris (Syphilis) Goodrich: Bassist and back up vocals. Has been jamming with Oscar since the summer before their 7th grade year. Plus he gives mean blow-jobs for a buck.

Citizens on Patrol (C.O.P.): Citizens on Patrol and Dogends are not releasing a split 7" record in March of 2007.

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Demo: 10 song demo CD is abailable by sending $1 via US Mail to:; DOGENDS; 49 West Simpson Street; Ventura, CA 93001

Dan (the man) Goodrich Dan (the man) Goodrich: The keeper of Fat Manor, he gaurds Dogends' equipment when its not in use, as shown by this photo.

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Evan "Are You Gonna Finish That?/Landfill" Marrufo.: Ex-Rythym git-boxer for DOGENDS. He's a street-racing bro now, what a fag...

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Faction, The: The band that Dogends sound like, don't let them trick you into thinking they sound like RKL, they don't, they sound like The Faction.

FatxCore: 1. a cult lead by chris and oscar that supports being fluffly, and being proud. no more will kids hide in the shadows of their weight, they will be proud of who they are and thrash it up in the pit. motto: "EAT MORE"; 2. Genre Dogends formed; 3. Way of Life Dogends Created

FatxCore Ideology: Eat what you want, when you want to. don't be ashamed of who you are. you have One life. live it to the Fattest. Thrash your heart out.

Fat Manor/The Fat House: A.K.A. Chris' house.

Fat Kids: The undoubted Dogends anthem for puffy kids everywhere!

FagxCore: The real genre Dogends invented, a poser version of HomoxCore.

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Guitar Hero 2: when Oscar Evan and Chris aren't rockin on real guitars, they waste their time by rippin on Guitar Hero 2. If you've never played it, check it out.

Guitar Hero 3: It's even better than Guitar Hero 2, but it gets old way faster.

Gooey Vagina: Dogends have gooey vaginas.

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Habenero: Rumor has it to join Los Tacos Gringos, one must first consume a habenero pepper without water or throwing up.

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Ill Repute: Dogends played a show with Ill Repute at Alpine in Ventura along with Youth Brigade and many others, also one of Dogends main influences. They're only good the first 100 times then they start sucking.

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Jodie Foster's Army: Oscar is still mad at Matt because Matt saw JFA and Oscar didn't... so did Mark. Que pendejo. But they're both mad at Walter coz' he's see JFA double times any of them all together have. But Oscar did get so see a few JFA songs at Suzys. Suzys sucks cock, but that's another story.

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KEEP FIGHTING'S BASS PLAYER HAS LEND BASS STACK A FEW TIMES TO CHRIS . this is true. thanks Angel!

KK: The new git-boxer for DOGENDS, he shreds way harder than Oscar, he can do leads, plus he's going to be a Freshman for the school year of 08-09, plus his dad played rythym guit-box for local Nardcore band Ground Zero in the 80's. KK is 7 years old.

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L.T.G.: Stands for Los Tacos Gringos.; Union formed by Dogends and their friends from school who would chill everyday at Los Tacos.; L.T.G. is also a song performed by Dogends.

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Mark: Likes motocross and not drums.

Matt Toppethemorningtoya: Dogends First Official Roadie. Oxnard Local.

Mike Roberts: San Clemente local, he had a house where Dogends played at often.

Mike's House: Where Mike Roberts lived, he had a venue in his garage for two years, it ripped, R.I.P.

MySpace: Dogends myspace page is located here.

Mattsturbate: A perverted song they perform which has to do with masturbating to pornography, an instant classic.

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Nardcore: Dogends are part of the Nardcore scene, even if they live on the Avenue. No they are not, they only just think that they're Nardcore. But actually, they are.

Nigel: New drummer for Dogends

Nightstick Justice: Better than RKL, but just as annoying.

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Oscar Estrada: Originally the lead guitarist of Dogends, now the rythym guitarist of Dogends, because KK is better than him, also Oscar loves anal and deepthroating. Digs the Carne Estrada.

Oxnard Skate Trash: Some other shitty band.

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Pay Day: A mythical day in Chris's life where he goes out and collects empty cans and bottles to make money because he's a poor bitch.

Penis: Dogends have a penis fixation, its constantly drawn, mentioned, and spoken of because they dont have penises, they have gooey vaginas (see "Gooey Vaginas").

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Return, The: Dogends have returned, for the second time, or is it the third?

Rich Kids on LSD: Suck shit, and they're all dead.

Riff: Cool dude who takes sick pics of Dogends at their shows.

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Secret Records: Based out of Hermosa Beach, CA. They are releasing The Boner (The Butcher) LP in mid-September 2008.

Skate.Eat.Thrash.: Dogends released their D.I.Y. 10-song Demo CD in 2006 called skate.Eat.Thrash. It proves how good Dogends really are.

Shay "the Tres (get it, he has a 3 inch payness)" Gutierrez: Singer; Bitch that never remembers to give me back my fucking Dickies CD's; Looks like a crack addict right before Dogends go on.; And could be gay

Shit: That's what Dogends sound like.

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The: Some people like to call Dogends "THE" Dogends. Their real name is just "DOGENDS." And if you call them "THE" Dogends to their faces, they'll kill you.

Twinkie: Shay can be heard yelling "TWINKIEEE!" during the song "Fat Kids" showing their appeciation for the tasty little morsels. Plus they can survive a nuclear holocaust. They're fun to use to slide across the floor at Mike's House and/or force feed to Kash.

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Ventura, California: City where the band originated.

Ventura Avenue Gang: The gang that controls Dogends's neighborhood.

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Walter: The #1 Dogends fan, he's awesome, doesn't suck dick, and gets a free copy of The Butcher (Boner) LP whenever it comes out, plus he got a test press before the band did. He set up their record release show for The Butcher LP on July 4th 2008, that they didn't end up playing because Shay had to work, because work is gay, he works at Lowes.